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B.S., Incorporated, by Jennifer Rock and Michael Voss

B. S. Incorporated, by authors Jennifer Rock and Michael Voss, was released in May 2016, published by Wise Ink Creative Publishing.

Funny, insightful, and heartfelt, B.S. Incorporated has been compared to The Office, The Devil Wears Prada, and Office Space.

Although it is a work of fiction, B.S. Incorporated draws from the authors’ real-life corporate experiences. It is a feel-good story about people finding themselves and coming into their own while simultaneously skewering every aspect of life in corporate America.

“After yet another mind-numbing, daylong meeting about a project, we fled to a bar patio in the shadow of our company’s office building”, says Jennifer on the origin of the novel. “There, we drank to excess and swapped hilarious and heartbreaking tales about life in corporate America. At that point we realized we had a story—actually, many stories—worth telling, and we pinky swore that after sobering up, we’d write a book about our experiences.”

Synopsis

Business Solutions, Inc. is in a state of chaos. While the employees spend their time rendezvousing in the stairwells, the CEOs are running their business into the ground through the use of shady consultants. Will Evans, warehouse-worker-turned-white-collar-employee, is put in charge of implementing the consultants’ plans. Here he finds himself thrust into a muddle of absurdity and responsibility that he never expected.

When the plans push BSI to the brink of bankruptcy, Will teams up with Anna Reed, a corporate mercenary with heels as high as her ambition. He needs her cunning and courage to pull off his covert plan to save the company. Can Anna, the consummate job jumper, find a reason to go all-in on BSI? Or is she better off bailing and letting the company go down in flames?

Praise

“B.S., Incorporated exposes the crazy, funny underbelly of an institution and skewers the heck of out it. Be ready to laugh and want more!” – Jayne J. Jones, Author, Capitol Hell, 2013 USA Best Book of the Year

“Funny as hell, with sharp observations and cunning insights. It reads like the best happy-hour story you’ve ever heard.” – Matt Kramer, CEO, Saint Paul Area Chamber of Commerce

“I enjoyed the hell out of this book. It harpoons the bloated, mindlessly self-destructive tendencies of American corporations. But it’s also a human story. Which is why–despite the absurdity and arrogance and plain ol’ stupidity on display at BSI–I’d kind of like to work there. Are they hiring?” – Bill Anderson, President, One Voice Creative Media

“B.S. Incorporated is a book that anyone with any experience in the business world will get a huge kick out of. Authors Jennifer Rock and Michael Voss have written an incredibly engaging read that will have their readers laughing uproariously and turning the pages just as quickly as they can in order to find out what happens next. The authors clearly have vast experience in the business world, because so many of the scenarios they impart are things that many of us have encountered in our day to day careers.” – 5 Stars, Readers’ Favorite

“Rock and Voss balance their cynical and comical writing style with engaging dialogue; alternating character scenes punctuated with fictional business news, Wall Street articles, and company email memos; romantic interests; and a flurry of unexpected moments. A fun read that definitely has wide audience appeal!” – Red City Review

“A book that reads obsessively until the last pages in which action and thriller take the place of the story with a powerful novel, complex, brilliantly written that transforms before our eyes, just like a masterpiece that reveals new parts of itself according to the observation point.” – Booktica

About the Authors

Jennifer and Michael have a shared passion for storytelling that goes back – way back – to when Jennifer published haikus in her first-grade newsletter, and Mike entertained other kids on the school bus with his creative fiction.

Not surprisingly, their jones for crafting a tale fueled their individual career paths, where each held roles in journalism, advertising, public relations, marketing and corporate communications. Jennifer and Michael had the good fortune to work for and with companies that spanned industries and impact – from privately held start-ups to Fortune 50 powerhouses to, now, their own communications agency.

Both authors live near Minneapolis where they work as speakers and consultants. They share their best stories during happy hour. B.S., Incorporated is their debut novel. For more information, visit http://www.rockandvossbooks.com/.

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Traditional style and feel

The cradle is elegant- structurally it looks and feels sturdy. Dimension of the assembled set is better than expected. The design is ornamental also. The hooks are made up of sufficiently thick steel rods-resulting a secure and safe swinging experience for the newbie.
Bakelite joints and screws are also made up of thick material-which again is a safety measure which will comfort both the newborn and parents alike. The sky blue steel colour combination looks aesthetically perfect.
The assembling was easy-we did not have any problem. Demonstration is also available on youtube.
The net used in the cloth bed is ideal for the protection of the baby from the insects. However thicker cloth can be used for the bed –to suit the older age group. Otherwise such a beauty would be used by the baby for a very short span.
And to accommodate all the assembly components-the bag would have been made a little larger!
Overall it is a very good product-recommended up to the age of six months.
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Dastun-redi GO-the car of young India

There are so many models of four wheeler in the market to suit the need of generation Y. Some offer style, some offer comfort-some models claim that they have the futuristic design to suit the need of speed passionate new generation- some claim that the space inside the vehicle is truly unparalleled. But is that all? Does today’s generation only believe in comfort and space-and on nothing else? That ‘s why Dastun has come out with a new model that can truly satisfy the need of young India- an India that believes in getting the fullest out of life!  So for us-who are the representative of always ready for the challenge young Indians- here is Dastun redi-Go – a car that is always ready to take the challenge-always ready for the move- -just like young Indian champions!

With a touch of silver in the body –the stylish Dastun redi-Go looks every inch a true winning model- its compact and sleek outline- its space- its user friendly yet  stylish instrument panel all are sure to crate an impression in mind before anybody actually starts driving. When you will have the first look of the vehicle- you will be marveled by the D-cut grill-the honeycomb pattern and the gem like chrome bezel- that truly speaks of the class. The vehicle has 185 mm of ground clearance- that is sufficient to give your vehicle to avert obstacles on the road. It is best of the class ground clearance,too! The daytime running lamps is an added feature that adds safety and hassle free journey for you! And the projector head lamps –an extended one- extended from the grille to the fender will not only make your road virtually a road of light- but also help your car to be watched among all other cars. The classy tail lamps are also distinguishable from all other cars.

Now let us take our eyes off the exterior of this gorgeous car-and take a glance at the interior. It has ample space for everyone-with enough leg space and head space. Five people can seat comfortably on the car with ample space for luggage.  Now let us come to the dashboard- which its truly a neighbors envy-owner’s pride affair. The digital computer always alerts the driver about the fuel economy-while the digital tachometer provides a sophisticated touch- both look wise and function wise to the  vehicle. And the soft stylish seat fabric is all set to impart a dreamy feeling inside you while you are on the go. But please beware of it-if you have the driver’s wheel in your hand.  Combined with the  all inclusive Radio,CD, MP3, USB, Aux-in is all set to make you feel dreamy on the go. The ease of operation of power window-both by the driver and the front seat passenger is also an added comfort to your journey.

Let us now take our gaze at the ease of driving of Dastun redi-GO-it’s 5 speed manual transmission is all set to offer you a silky smooth journey.

Instantaneous and average mileage, distance to empty, fuel remaining, and much more is displayed right in front of your eyes. The digital computer of the instrument panel will display all necessary information for you. The shift indicator will show ideal time to shift for maximum optimization of efficiency.

These are some of the salient features of the new vehicle from Dastun that is all set to make me passionate about driving this car.
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Fun. Freedom. Confidence. The ultimate Urban Cross – the capability of a crossover with the convenience of a hatchback.

Small glitering delight

The Vanity Box by Kurtzy India comes to you in a simple yet sober white package- but once you do unwrap the small sized box- it becomes a glittering experience for you. The vanity box is made up of good quality plastic imparting a sturdy structure to the box. The exterior is glittered with beautiful heart shapes. The startling silvery handle, making it easy to carry along and the decent looking lock – working good having two keys give a delightful first impression about the product.
Once you have opened it is an optimum utilization of space for storage of jewellery. Actually three red layers are all set to welcome precious jewellery inside. It has ample space .the design is innovative for the layered structure of the product. In the bottom layer fragrances can find a perfect rest while the upper two layers can be used for storage of jewellery. But i do personally feel it would have been wonderful if a little more space is added to it.
The twofold closure of the box is also a part of the experience. It is smooth; it is as perfect as the staircase structure of the product when fully opened.
Overall it is a perfect gift for your valentine.
Buy this product at
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2015 in review

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Style, Class and Comfort-Premium Quality Best in Class Hats for Boosting Your Ego

It is stylish. It is comfortable. It is suiting the personality of a successful personality like you. It is rocking the fashion world with its advent. And it is a hat-a Luxury Hat that is tailor made just for you. You must be a little confused. Till date when you have to wear a cap for a ball game-you went to the mall and bought the same ordinary looking cap that everyone wears. Well-how you are going to look different- how you are going to stand apart?
You never thought about it-because you never did have an option. But imagine if you have to choose from Luxury Snapbacks from a variety of designs-crafted from the finest materials sourced from around the globe just for you-designed just for your comfort and style-will you end up going in a mall once again? It is like breaking the mold-redefining your personality-with the very best the industry can offer. And imagine if these beauties comes in limited editions- just for a fortunate few like you? Your neighbor will certainly envy you- but just think about your pride.
When you buy such a hat you can bet cent per cent sure that your hat is hand crafted- each hat is inspected separately and comes with a certificate that assures you that you are buying the very premium band. And that’s not all. These New Era Hats do come in elegant travel boxes- a mark of ultimate standard of packaging.
A gorgeous looking hat that is shaped taking into comfort of your head- crafted from materials like pure doeskin wool, softest Napa leather, Italian cashmere, pig suede etc. to give you ultimate in comfort will be perfectly compatible with rest of your wardrobe- with customs made suits, luxury watches, finest shoes and so on. When you have the option-will you ever want to visit the mall again for a petty hat?
Just imagine a hat which will even think of the minute details like using moisture absorbing fabric interior so that you do not get precipitated by the scorching heat. And think if a hat like this comes with a real diamond embedded inside the logo-defining the very best of craftsmanship. During the manufacturing process itself it has to pass stringent quality control tests-so when you get it you can be very assured that you have got the very best of Luxury Headwear-tailor made just for you!
It is stylish. It is comfortable. It is suiting the personality of a successful personality like you. It is rocking the fashion world with its advent. And it is a hat-a Luxury Hat that is tailor made just for you. You must be a little confused. Till date when you have to wear a cap for a ball game-you went to the mall and bought the same ordinary looking cap that everyone wears. Well-how you are going to look different- how you are going to stand apart?
You never thought about it-because you never did have an option. But imagine if you have to choose from Luxury Snapbacks from a variety of designs-crafted from the finest materials sourced from around the globe just for you-designed just for your comfort and style-will you end up going in a mall once again? It is like breaking the mold-redefining your personality-with the very best the industry can offer. And imagine if these beauties comes in limited editions- just for a fortunate few like you? Your neighbor will certainly envy you- but just think about your pride.
When you buy such a hat you can bet cent per cent sure that your hat is hand crafted- each hat is inspected separately and comes with a certificate that assures you that you are buying the very premium band. And that’s not all. These New Era Hats do come in elegant travel boxes- a mark of ultimate standard of packaging.
A gorgeous looking hat that is shaped taking into comfort of your head- crafted from materials like pure doeskin wool, softest Napa leather, Italian cashmere, pig suede etc. to give you ultimate in comfort will be perfectly compatible with rest of your wardrobe- with customs made suits, luxury watches, finest shoes and so on. When you have the option-will you ever want to visit the mall again for a petty hat?
Just imagine a hat which will even think of the minute details like using moisture absorbing fabric interior so that you do not get precipitated by the scorching heat. And think if a hat like this comes with a real diamond embedded inside the logo-defining the very best of craftsmanship. During the manufacturing process itself it has to pass stringent quality control tests-so when you get it you can be very assured that you have got the very best of Luxury Headwear-tailor made just for you!

Wondering where to find such beuty. Ask me at
jayashreeroy007@gmail.com